My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
4 words: hood of his car
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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