Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
You can make out without kissing
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