Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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