Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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