It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
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So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
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He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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