Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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