Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
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My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
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they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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