im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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