So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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