I like to think it a success when the cops are called
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Randomize
