My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
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just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
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Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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