What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
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Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
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We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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