Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
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The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
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The dick lei will go down in squad history
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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