Can Purell be used as lube?
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
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his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
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Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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