i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
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