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I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
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where are you?
Hypothermia
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
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After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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