Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
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I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
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it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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