I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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