I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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