In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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