Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
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just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
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Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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