what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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