There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
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The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
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The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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