Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
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If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
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I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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