I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
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there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
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Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
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