I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
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i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
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I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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