Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Randomize
