So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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