Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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