508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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