ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
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I love watching others lives come down to our level.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
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i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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