I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
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I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
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Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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