Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
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my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
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I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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