I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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