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  So drunk i had to piss sitting down...

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.

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• (925): View more from California

  So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.

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• (714): View more from California

  We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her

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• (631): View more from New York

  Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?

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• (714): View more from California

  i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is

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• (254): View more from Texas

  guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session

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