So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
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Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
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I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session