yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
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just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
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He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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