Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
Randomize
