playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
Randomize
