She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
tell me about the fingering
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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