were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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