sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Holy shit dude........stairs
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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