Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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