wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Randomize
