capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
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This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
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I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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