New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
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