I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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