i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
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Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
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YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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