left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
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Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
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I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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