Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
my shit smells like andre
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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