Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
He better not be in your backpack
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
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