You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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