I must be too annoying 4 u.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
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Is it penis luge time yet?
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
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There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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