i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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