And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
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So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
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I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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