Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
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Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
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So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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