Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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