id be glad to
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
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so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
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Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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